So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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