You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Stuck it in his pooper.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
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on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.