come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
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My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
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Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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