this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
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i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
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I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
lol hangovers are for mortals.