if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
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The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?