I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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