just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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