So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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