Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
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conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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