So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think my fart just growled at me.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
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