I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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