Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
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Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
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Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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