Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
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I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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