I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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