i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
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ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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