If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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