I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
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is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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