Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
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You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
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So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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