Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
dude i'm inner monologue high
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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