You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
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it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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