I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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