She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
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