I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
They left me at home... I'm a liability
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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