Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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