its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
we're so committed to being not committed
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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