remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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