i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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