So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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