their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
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My vagina just clenched in fear
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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