That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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