it was like his penis was on wheels.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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