Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
My vagina is officially offended.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Randomize
