Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
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He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
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Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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