That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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