i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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