I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
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Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
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I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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