hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
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Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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