im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
no, he came in my armpit
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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