Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
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The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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