oh god the rape fog is back!
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
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THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
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I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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