You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
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I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
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He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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