some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
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Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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