Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
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