we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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