Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
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Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
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You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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