Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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