need another drink. this is the easiest way
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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