just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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