It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Alive.
So much puke
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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