If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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