I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
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His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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