i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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