I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Randomize
