Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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