And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Small penises have feelings too.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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