i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
meet me or not, i'm out of control
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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